One hundred may be just a number
But our country was in a slumber
Until the president with a heart of gold
Got into the seat and went on a roll
He lifted the ban on a bill or two
Plants to close Gitmo, which is long overdue
Encouraged women by signing a bill
For equal pay, which gave them a thrill
Warned the scums that they’d better fly right
But told the rest of the nation that he is on our side
Thrilled ALL of Europe with his brains and charm
With lovely Michelle by his side
Go, President…